Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fake Food (it's just wrong)


Everything I hate

This shoe embodies everything I hate aesthetically. Condi Rice at a summer daytime wedding. Nassy. P.S> I found this piece of shit at work and had them take a special photo of it because it is so horrific. It looks amazing and I love the background. HA!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Style Blog--tough girlie

Yeah! This is great cause what the hell is she thinking about underneath that blowout? I wanna look like her! All tough an sassy an sporty an metallic an shit. Aw yeah! Also I think she is standing on tip-toes?

I went to Hooters today

For lunch.

Funny. Not Funny.

This weekend was great cause Cathy Cathodic was in town doing her thing and I just love it. Last night she performed at a variety show that was WAY awkward--but totally worth it cause I was drinking a delicious jalapeƱo vodka drink and chillin with Glen, Katie and Britno. The only other good act was a comedian (love those) who saved our sanity after the Ani DeFranco covers and the WORST HOST OF ALL TIME.

It has been too long...

...been a minor part of this blog for a while and a member of Savage Severe from the beginning--CHECK IT

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Last night I went to a play that was staged in an apartment--a Jack Smith play--love that guy. Anyway--it was pretty insane as evidenced by these photos. Then I got stuck talking to this Italian guywho was covered in glitter but i made it out in time to catch the Juan McLean at Smartbar. Unfortunately my night was plagued with annoying Europeans because I couldn't shake this annoying French dude who kept trying to ballroom dance with me to deep house--why the!
The only thing that could save me at the end of the night was a hot dog and one of theseClearly we are living the the future.

Big Head

Man out of all the endorsements that LeBron has done (state farm?!) the 4.5 million form Bubblicious is not worth being depicted as a bobble head cartoon. Gross.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

At work

So right now I'm just working all the time and it is not that bad cause I'm working with Zach who I get along with really well. Tonight we took a picture of a teenage boy's room. He lives in Sarasota FL in 1993 and is a pretty messy dude.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Wild Style Hair

Do IT!
He's like "that's my wife's name in there"...dude looked like he was 12 for real.

Sign Blog ("Too" would've been better)

Devin Rules

And this picture just proves it.

Sign Blog

This is so great because:
-it is so big I could not take a picture of the whole thing
-the word come is written in pink
-the woman looks really cool
-it invites you to discover a new world!

Style Blog! Giant Patch Sweatshirt


Monday, April 21, 2008


Well it is just so nice right now. Went for a bike ride tonight...up to Lakeview for a little and the air was so soft and warm. Yeahhhhh! Went to Ana's a few times to hang out with her cat and took this picture out her window. It's this cool church that is on Chicago Ave. Love this time of year.

Can't wait to go here in May

Friday, April 18, 2008

This site is multi faceted and amazing. Check it when you have time.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Style Blog (I wanna be a painting from the 70s)

I hope I look like this when I am "of a certain age"
And I wish I could pull THIS outfit off!

Barkley L. Hendricks rules check all his images out here!


So I finally got a haircut after like 5 months. I think it looks cute here--after the flat-iron and blowout, but it'll be much sexy when I let it dry and be regular. Thanks to my mom for thick wavy hair. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Sign Blog! (male witches?)

This is the logo for the Philly car share program. Awesome.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Cocks and Apps

Yum! Today after work Shannon and I went to a yuppie place near our work where they have free passed appetizers and the best martinis. We got wazted and started noticing that not only is the river north area clogged with hideous theme oriented restaurants with upsetting sculptural is also full of amazingly awful people. It was too dark to take pictures--but next week I will bring a flash.

Amazing Picture of Ross Kelly (serious headgear edition)

Monday, April 14, 2008

Invention Shout Out 08

Just want to give a shout out to Sir James Dyson and his new hand dryers that are found is restaurants and clubs who give a damn. If you have not experienced them--GO OUT MORE OFTEN. It is totally worth it.
Ok so this morning I was on the bus to work (one hour late because for some reason I set my alarm wrong?!) and there was a very sweet child (like 4 years old) sitting next to his mother in front of me with the worst cough I have heard in a long time. It was very quiet as it often is on the morning bus and his chocking cough was the only sound. His mom seemed used to it--hopefully they were going to the doctor.
So then when I got home I decided to research inner-city childhood asthma even though I don't know if that is even why the little guy was coughing (did I mention it was a gnarly cough dudes!)
ANYWAY! It looks like smoking around kids really fucks them up which everyone knows. Also watch out for cockroaches and dampness.Look here if you are interested.
If you up for more disturbing shizz check this video out that I found on a blog I love called Hello Negro (it is both funny and serious--my favorite thing in the world) The video has some insane tapes of Planned Parenthood employees.
On a brighter note my girl Rebecca did my taxes cause she is a math wiz and I owe SO MUCH less than I planned for so I will be going to Los Angeles to visit A.S.A.P.
Hopefully I won't develop asthma while im there cause damn! Just look at it!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Sign Blog! (Food painted on the window part 1)

Man this is my favorite kind of decorative signs--food illustrations. Anyone who knows me from high school will remember my fake "band" Biftek. The only cool part of it was making the promotional stickers with pictures of meat on them which were like the only thing we did in that "band" because we sure didn't make any music. This picture was taken in Philadelphia but there are so many good ones here in Chicago--can't wait until it's not super shitty out so I can go for a walk and post them for you...

Friday, April 11, 2008

When will he come to your town?!?!?

Bad Wiki

SO! It really annoys me that this article is so lame-- 90's Fashion let's all try to make it better--it is an important subject to me.

Paul Mitchell

Maybe you have seen these new Paul Mitchell ads--they are my favorite right now--they are just so weird!! Love it.

Thursday, April 10, 2008


Just got back from a great stay in Philly and NYC! Love to all my friends Shawn, Anna, Mike, Bri and Tyrone--Happy Birthday Alistair etc. It was so rad to see Philly and meet up again with Dan and meet his rad GF who has this great clothing line called CHURCHES
It turns out Katya lives in Philly so we went to a dance party at her loft which was so fun. Livin the fantasy in the new times. UH!

Sorry Im MIA

I have been at a GOTHIC RAVE for several days--CHECK IT OUT
No but for real I am trying to get my tax receipts togethahh. Money is so lame.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Real Estate K Hole

Man there must be a lot of cheap real estate in my neighborhood cause there are so many random stor fronts that are filled with weird crap. Here is one example.
And here is another sad "woman owned" example--which has been closed for two years--

Sign Blog--Painted Edition

Very pretty--like frosting.
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